Cuntometer

passing grade on the cuntometer.

The cuntometer is pointed in the direction of a cuntagion  and goes beep beep beep when detected a cunt.  

It is a machine that takes the crime out of calling someone a cunt by not actually calling them one. 

the beep beep beep noise is spring switch that turns volume knob in handle so it makes beep beep beep based on how tight the grip of the auditor. 

The logic behind this multi entry device is based on that people tighten they grip as response to stress. 

The auditee is told that the cuntometer works by using quote unquote "advanced ai" .

The fines for explaining how the cuntometer works are determined by the  official guidelines in  IBB Disciplinary procedure manual.